This post marks a change in the tone of this blog. All climbing related posts will be found here: www.mammutathleteteam.com. This is now stream of consciousness, and any other implications are unintended.
Q: Where do otters live?
Q: What do you call someone who is deathly afraid of rats?
A: IrRATional
Q: How far did the boat full of bad otters have to go to afraid the Coast Guard?
A: A nau-ottercal mile.
(This, also is not mine. Thank you, Peter Erard)
Q: What do you call a rebel rodent?
A: A con-ferret.
(Shannon, I believe this was yours...)
Q: What did people say about the ermine who was sailing around the world?
A: He's otter his mind!
Q: What was his response?
A: No way, it's stoatally awesome!
(Also Shannon's)
Bonus Jams!
Q: Where do otters live?
A: Otter space
(This is, of course, and Anne Carson joke. I can take no credit)
(This is, of course, and Anne Carson joke. I can take no credit)
Q: What do you call a cereal made of rodents?
A: Honey bunches of stoats
Q: What do you call a brave rodent?
A: stoatic
Q: What do you call someone who is deathly afraid of rats?
A: IrRATional
Q: How far did the boat full of bad otters have to go to afraid the Coast Guard?
A: A nau-ottercal mile.
(This, also is not mine. Thank you, Peter Erard)
Q: What do you call a rebel rodent?
A: A con-ferret.
(Shannon, I believe this was yours...)
Q: What did people say about the ermine who was sailing around the world?
A: He's otter his mind!
Q: What was his response?
A: No way, it's stoatally awesome!
(Also Shannon's)
Bonus Jams!
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